Dark Souls II DLC pack (Rumor)
Mar. 31, 2014Dark Souls II DLC pack (Rumor)
Thanks to an inside (and obviously anonymous) source, Fextralife.com has received an exclusive first look at brand new DLC content for From Software’s Dark Souls II. From what we’ve heard, it’s the first of many planned releases over the next year. The first DLC pack will contain oodles of new stuff to keep things lively while dying repeatedly. When asked what prompted the fast release of DLC for this game, our anonymous source replied:
“We felt that our fans deserved the best experience we could bring to them. While Dark Souls II is a great game, we just thought that there were a few things missing when it was launched. Rather than have everyone wait a little longer for release, we just decided to get it on the shelves and then rush some DLC out for the launch window to bring it to the level we wanted.”
We asked about price, and while the anonymous tipster wouldn’t provide the exact information but did hint that it would surely be less than “a king’s ransom.” When asked if it would be around a prince’s ransom, the topic was changed rather quickly. So what will your prince’s ransom get you? Meet me after the break to find out!
That was a fast break!
So far confirmed content includes:
Stickman Armor Set
Effect:This armor set provides poor defense but effectively makes your character’s hit box much smaller. It also allows for greater stealth options as the player character will appear to be a slim grayish line from the side. Backstabs are prone to missing as there’s barely any back to stab.
Ring of Salt
Effect:Online play item. Sends instant hate mail upon death to invader. No more messy typing
Helm of OP
Effect:Reduces all enemy weapon stats by 75%.
Bearded Hammer
Effect:Special buff with heavy attack allows the player character to discern between two classes of goods while talking with merchants (Rhinestone vs. Cheap). Does added damage when used to attack enemy Legs
Lag
Effect:Sorcery. Delay all incoming damage by .000006 seconds.
Fex’s Whip
Effect:Easily destroys enemies at the whim of the user. However, more subtle snaps often result in the “victim” following the user for life.
Honor
Effect:Miracle. Causes every enemy and player in vicinity to argue and attack indiscriminately and without reason.
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Where is the Legendary Drangleic Flame Shield for when You have an unpopular opinion about teh Lore? How am I ever going to combat that Ring of Salt? Dat ring es OP! From must NERF it now!
hay, what do you mean it hasn’t been released yet! QQ
LAG!!!!!! Looks like I may finally get around to a pure caster build!
Hahaha! I especially like the last sentence.
Effect: Special buff with heavy attack allows the player character to discern between two classes of goods while talking with merchants (Rhinestone vs. Cheap).Does added damage when used to attack enemy Legs
I’m looking forward to that armor oh man
Oh my god, that first ring will save me so much time. Can’t wait!
A brilliant, amazing game, turning out to just get better and better.
Praise the f***** sun.
Wow can’t wait to get my hands on that epic sword.
DLC looks amazing!
Cas
I love the news of DLC, but if it is really coming out so soon it was likely already prepared content that was cut to make into DLC, a big problem in gaming today. Namco strikes hard.
