Eat Krow: Memestravaganza
Nov. 17, 2015Eat Krow: Memestravaganza
Skarekrow13 was born with a rare gift:
To annoy the crap out of his loved ones with observations during their favorite things, completely sucking the fun out of the moment (for them, I find myself amusing). Thanks to the “magic” of the internet, this can now be brought directly to your eyeballs as I try my best to tear down the things many of you love as well. Hurray?!?
People have been saying stupid shit since basically the first person ever opened their mouth. Mankind’s first grunts and groans were probably the caveman equivalent of a claim to be “swole” or telling some other moron what the fox says. Thanks to the modern age, now our stupid shit gets to be embedded in JPEG format.
PROGRESS!
So let’s rip on some JPEGs that embody some of the stupid crap you see every day. Note that I challenged myself to ONLY swipe pictures from the last 24 hours of my Facebook feed. Also note that I have a grand total of 51 friends on Facebook, officially making me the least popular person on social media (probably). When I inevitably share this (on Facebook because I also like posting stupid things) I’m sure to cut that number in half. On with the fun…
With First Aid? How novel. Way to go, men. You REEEEEALLY outdid yourselves with that idea. Speaking (typing) as a man, who has not only had several boo-boos in his life, but is also a first aid instructor…I would say he used a little more duct tape than necessary. Maybe that’s the gender difference. Would women apply first aid in a slightly more efficient manner? Or maybe it’s an age difference…like a 10 year old boy would use electrical tape instead.
Who knew that the most distraction free place in your life would be good for introspection? Amazing…
Unless it’s not.
Like if you have a chronic illness. Sometimes, that’ll even get worse over time. So I suppose that hard time would be temporary, but give way to harder times.
Well, that’s hardly uplifting.
Hmmm…maybe this is supposed to mean that eventually we all die; and all sorrow and pain are fleeting? Wow. This meme is dark as f***
People can hate your guts when the sun is shining too, but you don’t see memes about that.
I’m gonna go make some memes about that…
Look how zany and kooky I am? Tee hee hee…
I’m such a unique and special snowflake and don’t you just love all the “crazy” things I’m doing all the time? It’s like I’m the whole cast ofFriendswith a side of Kramer (before the racism) mashed into one big ball of in-your-face wacky that I’m sure everyone already knows, but here I am pointing it out anyway in case you missed it, aren’t I just sooooo interesting…
You’re not.
I’m not passive aggressive. YOU’RE passive aggressive!
I’m a f***ing MARTYR! Look at my post. I’m killing myself holding this in rather than dealing with it, and you. Even though we’re probably friends on Facebook, and you’re well aware that I’m mad and probably know why. But I’d rather you see this than discuss the problem. Oh, and if you ask me about this I’m going to claim it’s a friend or a coworker that pissed me off and I’d rather not “go into details” at the moment (since there are none).
Yep. Martyr.
Sooooooo…if I said that I think the green bird is ugly as hell…that means I’m allowed to be racist, right?
Uhhh…where to even start with this?
So, are you suggesting that Jesus is gonna bust in and make them bow down? Like inSouth Park. Is Jesus “packing?” Or are you suggesting that you will somehow convert a group of people who are so radical in their faith that they’re willing to murder people over it? ‘Cause…good luck with that.
For the record, I can’t stress enough that there’s terrible people associated with every religion (including none). If you reach the point of extremism where murder seems rational, I would argue that you’ve lost your right to associate with any ideology that isn’t “butthole.”
Back to ripping on things.
So then, Mr. Whoevermadethispicture…you do realize that Islamic teachings recognize Jesus mostly “as is” compared to Christian doctrine. Sure he might not be a direct aspect of God, but he was conceived without “doin’ it” and is a well known prophet. I’m not sure if they’d bow to Jesus, but THE RESPECT…the respect is there. Yeesh…
Oh, thank heavens! I’m glad you took the time to make a valid scientific study on the percentage of the human population that won’t find the mistake.
You know what? I think I will.
I’m going to imagine this right now!
If seven billion people loved and respected each other it would cause overpopulation, leading to even more drastic resource depletion than is currently the case. This would spiral into an apocalyptic scramble for basic necessities, possibly ending in a Thunderdome like situation.
Maybe, just maybe, someone ELSE should be doing the imagining on this one.
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Skare add me on facebook
I login once a month, check out 4 or 5 posts, lose faith on humanity, go back to real life, get my faith back and wait until next month lol
I’m generally upbeat and optimistic. It’s just that my evil side cracks me up on occasion
I don’t know homie…it’s a bit scary to see this side of you.
also, for the whole Jesus thing, look up the Egyptian god Horus. They’re quite similar.
I’m going to reply to each picture in my own way too.
1.) maybe baby men, but not me. Of course, if his finger got CUT OFF or seriously injured, which does seem quite possible given his surroundings, that is perfectly reasonable. The words for the picture really underestimate the seriousness of the injury, which could end up as a loss of a finger.
2.) completely agree, but it’s also the place I like to forget all of said things.
3.) no, it isn’t. IT NEVER ENDS!
4.) people can hate or love you, rain or shine. Both are still preferable to those backstabbers who only like you when you’re doing well. I know this situation all to well.
5.) normality is relative
6.)nope. If I’m mad, you’re damned sure I’m going to let you know
7.)What about the species that don’t have a variety of color huh? Crows aren’t colorful enough for you? It’s cause they’re black ain’t it?
8.) yeah right. isn’t Jesus supposed to be all about peace and love and not dominating an entire groups of people to his will?
9.) found it immediately, but I’m not telling.
10.) That would make every competitive sport boring as hell. Not only that, but how would it work? a world where no conflict or competition occurs and everyone loves each other? Imagine a world where everyone agrees with each other, no one has a difference of opinions in even the most important matters, everyone works together for the good of the society as a whole over that of oneself, and everyone believes in the same things. That’s the kind of world it would have to be where everyone loves each other and works together. Difference begets conflict, conflict begets dislike. Deal with it. No one is going to like and work with every kind of person in the world and everyone has their own interests and desires, some of which will oppose that of others.
I have a reputation among my family as being a smart ass.
