What is True Love?
Sep. 15, 2013What is True Love?
What is True Love? Countless hours have been spent trying to figure this out. Do you know it instantly? Is it unbreakable? Scholars and spirited souls from every generation have sought the answers to these questions. I’m proud to say Fextralife has found the answer! Introducing theDreamlover 2000.
What is the Dreamlover 2000 you say? Why, it’s only a state of the art male management system. It has long been known that men think only with their little heads and not their big ones. This a fact that men themselves admit to, as they are well aware of their complete and absolute inability to control their primal urges. This device came to fruition based on this widely known and simple, yet valuable, piece of data. In the modern world were we can fix such unacceptable behavior, the device becomes an absolute necessity to maintain a successful relationship. It keeps the man focused on what is really important (his lovely woman) through means of what is most important to him: his penis.
It works quite simply really. The woman locks the male into the device and keeps the controller with her at all times, even with convenient software installed on her computer.
She uses the controls to “adjust” her man’s behavior via shocks to the groin. Since the device is locked on, the man cannot take it off and since he doesn’t enjoy shocks to his groin, unless you enjoy that sort of thing, (no judgement here) he is “motivated” into changing his unacceptable behavior. This should be done liberally until all bad habits are gone and you have the relationship you’ve always dreamed of.
The Dreamlover 2000 has many unique features that can enhance your love even further. I’ve listed many of them below for you to see:
Initially he would wear it to make you happy because maybe you’ve caught him watching porn or something. Later on because you told him so and he now knows his place. Either way, the “real” reason is that he wants to commit to you and only you and he’s afraid to tell you, so this is his way of showing you. His way to unlearn all of the bad habits he has obtained over the years and to become the man you always knew he could be. Although he may not enjoy his training, he will thank you and appreciate you when it is done and you will have his undying attention and devotion. Enjoy!
You know men are just men, but now you can make them better. He will be a better lover for you, he will appreciate you and love you more because you are in control of his penis, which is the thing he appreciates and loves the most in life in general. He will always be there when you need him and do the things that all good men should do for their women. You relationship will become what you’ve always wanted it to be and you will be happier then you ever thought imaginable simply by being in charge of what was in charge.
Times have changed. Relationships are missing something and divorce rates are higher than ever. The Dreamlover 2000 is the answer! Men, left to their own devices, will simply fuck it up because they just can’t control themselves and don’t have the same type of feelings or warm emotions women possess. We all know this to be true, sex is king. The modern male is simply ill equipped to handle himself.
On the other hand, women for whatever reason, are very good at handling that responsibility. In fact, they are so good at it they don’t even need a manual once given the controls. It comes natural to them, and it should, for this is the natural disposition of today’s modern relationship.
In closing, there is no greater love that one can experience, then when sharing a Dreamlover 2000. It is the missing link. It will change the way you view things and you will never go back. If you are looking to make your relationship what you’ve always dreamed of then you must purchase one immediately. May all of your dreams come true… 10/10
Fextralife and individuals working for Fextralife cannot be held liable or accountable or even blamed in any manner for fires, burns, tissue damage, broken doors, stab wounds, divorce or any other fictitious or real accidents or consequences that might occur from wearing or making someone wear such device. By reading this article you wave your right to hold the site or persons responsible in any manner. Best of luck to you, you’ll need it.
Castielle
Senior Editor at Fextralife. I enjoy gaming, playing and watching sports, cooking yummy food, watching a good movie and hanging out with Fex.
ZAP!
cackle
OUCH! That hurts…
I LoL’ed.
But…suspiciously looks left and right
WTF
Until there’s a version that connects to my Playstation(s) I think I’m safe.
Please, no one tell my wife that the easy answer is known as the “power button” or “circuit breakers”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
an abusive way for women to set a man straight LOL
that thing is scary….kinda makes me glad I’m single
So this is where the zapping originated…
Sounds like a fetish just waiting to happen . . .
What a “shocking” article!
You have no idea…
I think I might recommend this to a friend of mine when she gets back into dating… just to test if this works, that’s all.
….Yah, I am never getting married ROFL.
I’ll remind you of this in a few years! And like Mrs Gravity to this wonderful product 😉
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