What the Internet Has Taught Me: Week One

Nov. 28, 2013

What the Internet Has Taught Me: Week One

Hello, and welcome to week one of the weekly series, “What the Internet has taught me”.

This series of articles will involve all things from funny images to ridiculous videos.

Some submissions may seem offensive, or otherwise rude. I assure you, they are for the purpose of entertainment and should not be taken seriously.

Without further ado, let’s get started.

DISCLAIMER: The following article contains an image of reference to religious beliefs not expressed by the publisher.

As well as brief strong language. Viewer discretion is advised.

Have you ever wanted to be an Astronaut? Maybe a Lawyer? Why not both?

At the age of five years, this man wanted to be an Astronaut. It was his life long DREAM to be one. At least, that was until age ten, when he

decided he wanted to be a Lawyer instead. What did he do, I hear you ask? Well…

He became both a Lawyer AND an Astronaut! Remember kids, always follow your dreams.

I mean, who DOESN’T dream of defending an unidentified alien species in space court while being the first man to walk on Neptune?

Now here’s something that is a bit shady.

Who’s idea was this? Did someone just wake up one day and say “Hey, Frank! I’ve got a new idea for our Sweet Potato Crackers! Teehee…”

I’ve definitely seen stranger things than this, but you have to admit, this is fairly humorous. It might not be the funniest thing in the world,

but let’s call it a warm-up.

Now this is just down-right absurd…

This is either the coolest thing that could revolutionize gaming, or it’s the dumbest. This would definitely confuse ME a bit, but that’s not

very difficult to accomplish. Other than that, this just MIGHT be the best thing since sliced bread.

Okay… I honestly don’t even know what to say about this…

The image truly speaks for itself. It’s both humorous and dark at the same time.

Isn’t that the best humor? I certainly I think so.

Images courtesy of: ARNOLDRAVE, W4ffle, and TooLeet

If you would like to submit images and possibly see them here next week, email me at speaksofshadows@yahoo.com